Smile awhile

I told my wife she needs to take responsibility and embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

So my friend Steve went to the doctor the other day.

Doc - "What can I do for you, Steve?"

Steve - "I'm having trouble with my leg. I need you to listen to my leg."

Doc - "Listen to your leg?"

Steve - "Yes, with your stethoscope. Put your stethoscope on my knee."

Doc hears, "5 bucks, 5 bucks, I need 5 bucks, please give me 5 bucks."

Steve - "Now listen to my shin."

Doc hears, "10 bucks, 10 bucks, I need 10 bucks, please give me 10 bucks."

Steve - "Now listen to my ankle."

Doc hears, "20 bucks, 20 bucks, I need 20 bucks, please give me 20 bucks."

Doc looks at Steve.

Steve - "What's going on Doc?"

Doc - "I'm not sure, but I can tell you one thing... your leg is broke in at least three places!"